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The Driver

A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had won $5,000
dollars in the seatbelt competition.

"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.

"Well, I guess I'm going to get a drivers license", he answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him," said a woman in the passenger seat, "He's a
smart aleck when he's drunk."

Then the guy in the backseat said, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen
car."

At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, "Are we
over the border yet?"