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Do Anything To Pass Exam

A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances
down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly, "I would do
anything to pass this exam."

She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully
into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would
do...anything!!!"

He returns her gaze. "Anything?" "Yes,... Anything!" His voice
turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?"